Forum Game: Would you rather...?

The title pretty much explains it all, but I will anyways.

Ok, you give the person under you a scenario of two different options and then they choose one and can explain why they chose it and give the person under them two scenarios...etc

Example
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Post 1:
Would you rather...
have a massive headache for 1 whole year
or
leave a trail of bread crumbs every where you went for the rest of your life
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Post 2:
leave a trail of bread crumbs because the headaches hurt!

Would you rather...
fight mike tyson once
or
talk like him forever
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Get it?
make it wacky and fun, Please dont do anything so vile or sadistic that no one wants to choose.

I'll start

Would you rather...

Fart really loud every 10 minutes forever
or
not have your pinky and middle fingers on either hand

lol that's a hard one...uhh probably fart really loud every ten minutes because I like my pinky & middle finger.

Would you rather...

Sing everything you say for the rest of your life
or
The only tv channel you can watch for the rest of your life is the shopping network

The shopping network because I would laugh too much if i sang all the time.

Would you rather....
Watch porn made by your parents
or
always have to take a cold shower

always have to take a cold shower good god about the parents.

ok Would you rather...

not be able to lie for a month
or
have a thought bubble of what your thinking about all the time.

I'd rather not be able to lie for a month, because if i had thought bubbles it would be wierd shit, no one would want to know lol! >.<

would you rather...
Work your whole life at a minimum wage job, BUT never have to pay major bills
or
have $400,000 and are never able to accumulate money besides that 400,000 and have to pay everything

probably the 400k

Would you rather
have to use coupons the rest of your life for everything
or
everythink you wore for the rest of your life was pink

definitely use coupons for the rest of my life, not a big fan of pink!

would you rather...
eat sushi for the rest of your life
or
never be able to Google anything again

I( like sushi anyway, so thats easy XD

would you rather...
be an amazing musician  and not be famous
or
be colour blind except for yellow (so everything is yellow)

Be and amazing musician but not be famous. I think being famous would get old anyway lol.

Would you rather never be able to shower again
or
Listen to lady gaga the rest of your life?

Lady Gaga! I'm her biggest fan and i'll follow her until she loves me! papa paparazzi!

Would you rather fart out of your mouth
or
sneeze out of your butt

lmao just picture it

fart outta my mouth, because sneezing out of my butt would be kinda messy lol

would you rather

lose both of your thumbs
or
lose a foot

loose a foot, preferably the left one, it can always be replaced and wont after my drumming lol
would you rather
die instantly but "normally"
or
In a really slow painful, yet somehow comical manner

Instantly, with a little warning.

Would you rather, Eat your foot, or eat your hand? (Yes you can cook them, and add some salt, but only a pinch. Also no numbing medicine)

Foot , cooked. I like my hand..

Would you rather have:

Everything you usually eat, in liquid form
or
Everything you usually drink, in a solid form

Everything I eat in liquid, saves me the trouble of chewing

would you rather...
Save two people
or
save a pregnant women

Pregnant woman (thats if the "people" aren't women or my bros)

would you rather
never be able to speak again
or
always have to say whats on your mind

Always say what's on my mind

I just better not think of anything inapproiate around my parents

would you rather...

Save your parents
or
Save your brother/sister

I would save my parents, Screw that kid, ecxept for my baby bro, that would suck.

Would you rather, suck a cows udder, or suck a goats udder. (you have to keep sucking till the milk is gone.[I know I am weird.])

well neither are appealing so cows udder...

ok Would you rather

be blind

or

Deaf

Deaf so I don't have to hear people complain

would you rather

let your family go to heaven and you to hell
or
you go to heaven and family to hell

Family to heaven, me to hell cuz they deserve it more than me lol

Would you rather have to:

admit that Just Logan is smarter, cooler, and better than you in every way

or

Shoot your self in the left knee cap

shoot the left knee cap, it'll heal XD
would you rather
all music go back to vinyl and no digital formats anymore
or
all music only ever be on portable devices with limited space and can never be played on speakers

all music only ever be on portable devices with limited space and can never be played on speakers because I don't know how to use vinyl

would you rather
have 11 toes
or
Have 9 fingers

Have 11 toes, ehh the more the merrier? lol

Would you rather:

Jump off a huge cliff

or

Climb a mountain

climb a mountain

would you rather
be rich and unpopular
or
be poor and popular