admit it

you know when your farts smell bad when you dislike the smell yourself XD

on a related note, ever had a dump so good that afterwards,you actually say "man that was good"
you know the kind i mean, comes out in one nice go, not too much to wipe after

1. My farts always smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.
2. I once took a dump so epic I literally felt the additional spring in my step for about an hour afterwards.

SMGstrings wrote:1. My farts always smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.
2. I once took a dump so epic I literally felt the additional spring in my step for about an hour afterwards.

Haha man epicness...

lol at number 2
thats truely epic XD

Nah dur thas teh epic of all epicness.
I took a dump so huge once that i literally felt 20 pounds lighter

I just sneezed and launched a fudge biscuit so hard...

...that when it hit the wall it actually left a dent...


(carry on, could be a good game to make a story and everyone takes a turn in saying a part)

...it then proceeded to ricochet off the wall and hit someone in the eye...

Bigbulldog 1 wrote:...it then proceeded to ricochet off the wall and hit someone in the eye...

...Thus scaring him for life with the forever lasting memory of having a shit give him a black eye...

CommentTrollz wrote:

Bigbulldog 1 wrote:...it then proceeded to ricochet off the wall and hit someone in the eye...

...Thus scaring him for life with the forever lasting memory of having a shit give him a black eye...

...with an everlasting brown tinge to it...

SMGstrings wrote:

CommentTrollz wrote:

Bigbulldog 1 wrote:...it then proceeded to ricochet off the wall and hit someone in the eye...

...Thus scaring him for life with the forever lasting memory of having a shit give him a black eye...

...with an everlasting brown tinge to it...

Yumm

nommy biscuts :3

..infact it hit him so hard, should he have any children they will have a birthmark in the shape of his brown bruise...

...and when the children deside they want to grow up just like their daddy then they will suffer the same fate...

i once took a shit and lost 7 pounds, on seperate occasions i have had to flush more than once just to break the turn so it could flush...