OMFG A MUTHA PORKIN JETPACK!!!!!!

Ok so I found out earlier today that back in the 1960s there was a legit real life working jetpack that people could use, and it was freaking good at what it did too! Unfortunately it got canceled and thrown to the curb for some reason unknown to me, I mean its a MUTHA PORKIN JETPACK! Well, we see who's laughing now when people need ladders for everything! Thats right no one! Because now nobody has a jetpack!

That kinda stuff can get your face blown off by an drunk airliner

Well it would be the airliner that would be drunk because there is no way it should be that low! But I still think we should have gotten super epic jetpacks for cheap everyday use by the 80s! Get on it NASA! Nobody gives a flying tobwobler about your stupid space station, and fancy zero G toilets! The public wants jetpacks! It shall be done! And that concludes todays rant.

Him nasa would Only give you two bottle rockets taped together with straps and say here you go have fun (then after the kid left they would say "hope he gets killed we don't have enough time working on a jet pack were to busy looking on the moon looking for armstrongs contact lenses")

Nooo! Armstrong lost his favorite pair of sunglasses when he left! They must be returned at once! This must be what that "one last flight" to space is for!

Oh no his shades we must retrieve them with useless trips to the moon and sending satalites and rovers and crap if we fail then well armstrong will file a lawsute

Poor poor Armstrong. Those shades were worth as much as your house!

Must be a gps binoculor thermal lense and he can play angry birrds and the glasses are solid gold diamond encrested

You forgot the part where they transform into a five story tall alien robot!

Sweet!